Two friends talking: – I think my wife has a lover – a florist. – How do you know? – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed. – Well, and I think my … Continue reading
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, “Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know … Continue reading
December 13, 2014
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It’s a slow day in a little east Texas town. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everyone is in debt and living on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from back … Continue reading
I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,”I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered andshaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet … Continue reading
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there’s a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this … Continue reading
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. “Come to bed, darling,” she whispered after some time had passed. “Not likely,” replied the blonde … Continue reading