Two friends talking: – I think my wife has a lover – a florist. – How do you know? – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed. – Well, and I think my … Continue reading
Two Wives chatting in office : Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours? Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. … Continue reading
A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Halfway through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money, he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in … Continue reading
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let … Continue reading
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?” The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.” … Continue reading
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. … Continue reading
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV. 6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m … Continue reading
November 10, 2014
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop! The other Buddy says when my wife … Continue reading
September 23, 2014
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A blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde police officer. The blonde cop says “I need to see your license”. The blonde driver digs through her purse for awhile, and says “I can’t find it. What does it look … Continue reading